spider man
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Comic book fans will have much to rejoice, and wince, over with the new iteration of the web-slinger...
"Spider-Man! / Spider-Man! / Does everything a spider can / Spins his web / ... / Runs down towers really fast...?"
There are rights issues in the way, but if they can swing it, then it would be a marvellous cameo...
As the fat lady prepares to sing for Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, Shadowlocked presents a smart-assed look at equally-disastrous stage possibilities...
"Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?"... It's probably not any of these.
The time has surely come for the web-slinger to return somewhere he can have some fun again...?
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