No really, that machine DOES destroys everything...

It has been a hectic fortnight at Shadowlocked headquarters - and an equally frantic one in the Dowling bunker - but have no fear; I’ve risen above the frenzied, stress-fuelled anguish to concoct another marvellous compilation of Youtube clips.

We have a machine that destroys virtually everything; an ingenious parking technique; The Fonz (say no more); a sci-fi dance video; and lastly some bullet-time felines!

Ready, steady, GO!

5. This Machine Destroys EVERYTHING

Yes it does. You can throw tea towels, shoes and even wood at this metal machine and it will “destroy it”.

It’s being heralded as “the most powerful device since the hammer”, by luminaries such as Bob from down the road and Mark who owns the chippy.

But seriously, the soundtrack is a pulsating chorus of noise worth of an Emmy, but sadly – I doubt it can destroy everything. But, it’s a funny video so click play and enjoy.

4. Awesome Parking

This car is the stuff of dreams. I’ve literally dreamed about parking in a manner similar to this; the manoeuvre usually concludes dreams that involve flying elephants and shatterproof worms, but still…

3. The Fonz

This character has to be the most testosterone packed creature to ever grace a screen. And this scene combines every element of his sheer and absolute manliness.

The swagger, the extreme confidence …oh, and the comedy. It’s surprising that it took four seasons to write this masterpiece. Have fun!

2. Planet of the Apes: Party Fun Time

There’s not much to say about this video, other than that it’s superbly edited and excruciatingly funny.

The music is a combination of Benny Benassi’s works and the footage is obviously taken from the 1968 film ‘The Planet of the Apes’. I think it’s a superb Youtube clip.

1. Cats Jumping…. In Slow Motion!

If there is one thing that the Internet has taught me, it’s that ‘the Internet’ loves cats. So, with that thought in mind, I’ve put this clip as my number one choice.

The cynical amongst you will be outraged, and rightly so. But watch the clip before you consider contacting me – because I guarantee you a smile will involuntarily spread across that incredulous face of yours...

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