Slumber pillowfight in Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1?
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Martin fails yet another Rorschach test...
I've seen some mean attempts by film companies and their PR associates to generate interest in distant movie releases without actually revealing much, but rarely anything so utterly and dismally elliptical as the first photo release from Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1.
Is the next battle between the werewolves and the vampires to be fought with pillows? Did Eddie's fangs snag on the mattress while he was engaged in the two-backed beast with Bella? Have all the girls in the warring factions decided to settle matters with a traditional slow-motion vampire pillow-fight? And is that all that seems to have exhausted them so much..?
Hey, the ploy worked. Bastards.
We'll have to wait until the release of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 on November 18, 2011 to find out the inevitably disappointing answer.
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