Guy Kelly
Aside thinking about Optimus Prime, Guy writes short fiction, dabbles in stand-up and comprises a quarter of the terribly dapper sketch group, The Beta Males . When he’s not writing and performing five-star sketch comedy with characteristic modesty, he can usually be found reading Sartre and sobbing gently into his gin. His existentialist children’s book Why is Mummy So Sad? remains unpublished.
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