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Really crap new poster for Green Hornet

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The movie had better be a step up on this...

What the hell..?

If you are not one of the seventeen people hyped up about Seth Rogen's 2011 action outing as superhero The Green Hornet, I'm not sure that Columbia's latest teaser poster is going to increase your tumescence for the project.

What the hell is this?

Since the Green Hornet character doesn't have the same level of public awareness as Batman, we may not yet know about his Batmobile-clone The Black Beauty, a kind of cross between the Caped Crusader's ride and those gravity-defying cars in the MiB series. Nothing wrong with a souped-up supercar, but the angle of this photo makes a potentially interesting feature of this movie - the commercial viability of which the studio has been very worried about on several occasions - look like some Christmas-cracker Japanese gizmo farting out a picture of a rabbit.

WTF (Green Hornet poster)

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